Saturday, May 06, 2006

Welcome to my Layer of Hell


According to that "Dante Test" kicking around I'm doomed to the 6th level according to Dante's Divina Commedia, which more or less all modern concepts of Hell are shamelessly stolen from. So I don't do drugs, don't steal, I've only had sex with 1 person and I'm still going to burn with rapists and murderers.


Anyway, this is the future home of where I rip movies a new asshole. And I don't mean that in such a bad way. I like movies. Crazy B movies particularly, but I'll watch more or less anything. I also work on movies. That's right, y'know how foreign movies have subtitles so you can follow that crazy dialogue without spending a decade learning Japanese? I do that. Professionally. I do both not-so-legit releases of movies not available anywhere in the world (or not in the US, at the very minimum) and work with a "licensed" DVD studio that sells movies at Best Buy and Blockbuster. No, I won't tell you which of these 2 studios I work for. Conflict of interests. But this does afford me the oppurtunity to watch a lot of random crap. Some of it good. Some of it bad. Some of it bad in a good way. But this is where you'll hear about it, if you so choose to.

Since this is just an intro I'll say something about a movie in a few minutes. Or maybe I'll get bored and come back in a month or two. Guess there's only one way for us to find out.

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